Beer 
                              Review: 
                               
                              Estrella Galicia 
                              La Coruna, Spain 
                              By: George 
                              Zhen 
 
                              August 11, 2005 
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                        (Barcelona, 
                          Spain) - We've pretty much been down this road before. 
                          We've already had the unfortunate experience that is 
                          Florida-brewed Native 
                          Lager - truly the worst beer ever consumed. Seems 
                          that Spanish landmark Estrella 
                          Galicia, native of Barcelona, desperately wants 
                          to steal the honor of "Worst Beer In The World" 
                          from it's transatlantic rival. 
                        Again, a lager that plain 
                          old stinks. Really stinks. Crack the bottle and be ready 
                          to tell the surrounding partiers that it wasn't you. 
                          Perhaps the name translates to "Estrella Poots". 
                          Pour this swill and look at the bland color and average 
                          head performance. Take a sip and make that nasty face. 
                          It's just a plain old torturous experience that no one 
                          outside of prison should have to endure. 
                        In a double-blind taste 
                          test between Estrella and the scrapings of the septic 
                          tank, one would be challenged to taste the difference. 
                           
                          Will it give you a buzz? We don't know. We couldn't 
                          make it through more than two of these chilled swills. 
                          In fact, in an act never before executed during the 
                          Flight of The Hopper project, the writer actually dumped 
                          his second one out into the sink. He regrets this and 
                          will never do it again. Next time, he will make sure 
                          it finds its way into the toilet where it belongs. 
                        So, the burning question 
                          is whether Estrella Galicia is worse than Native 
                          Lager. Wow. Pretty close competition there. When 
                          our journey is complete, we will taste-test these two 
                          beers along with any other unfortunate zero-point scored 
                          beers and determine a winner, er, loser. Until then, 
                          consider them comparable wastes of fridge space. 
                        
                        
                            Beer 
                              Tasting Scorecard 
                              Estrella 
                              Galicia  | 
 
| Attribute | 
Score 
(0-5) | 
 
| Head | 
                            0 | 
 
| Color | 
                            0 | 
 
| Taste | 
                            0 | 
 
| Flavor | 
                            0 | 
 
| Effect | 
                            0 | 
 
| Overall Score | 
                            0.0 | 
 
 
                        For more information 
                          on Estrella Galicia, visit their website at www.estrellaGalicia.es 
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