Beer Review: 
                               
                              Skullsplitter 
                              Orkney, OKI, Scotland, UK 
                              By: George 
                              Zhen 
 
                              July 1, 2005  | 
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                        As 
                          covered in our review 
                          of The Red MacGregor, Orkney Brewing is a fairly 
                          new brewing company located in the Orkney Islands of 
                          Scotland that draws on the region's rich brewing heritage 
                          to produce some of the most dangerously drinkable beers 
                          we've had. The crown jewel among these beers is the 
                          formidably named Skullsplitter. 
                        At 8.5% ABV, one would get 
                          the idea that Skullsplitter is named for its collective 
                          alcoholic effect on the drinker. Although this is a 
                          highly effective brew in that arena, Skullsplitter is 
                          in fact named for the 7th Viking Earl of Orkney, Thorfinn 
                          Hausakluif, who lived and ruled around 950 A.D. The 
                          Viking tradition of brewing ales wasn't lost on the 
                          region, and much of that heritage has been crafted into 
                          the strong ale that takes Thorfinn Hausakluif's name. 
                        When opened and poured, 
                          the richness of this beer is immediately acknowledged. 
                          The color is a darkish cherry mocha crested with a respectable 
                          foam that shares some of these same hues. Light can 
                          make it through the glass, but it is not a light beer 
                          by any means. 
                        The taste of this beer has 
                          presented this reviewer with his greatest challenge. 
                          Perhaps it is the balance that leans towards the malt 
                          side, but there is something else in there that makes 
                          it one of the most complex beers yet consumed. Strong, 
                          bold, yet light. 
                        Perhaps it is this last 
                          quality, the lightness upon palate and belly, that presents 
                          the drinker with his or her greatest challenge: Not 
                          to fall under Skullsplitter's powerful spell. One will 
                          find themselves one minute discerning the wonderfully 
                          complex taste and flavor of this brew only to drink 
                          another. Then another. Then the 8.5% catches you and 
                          before you know it - pow! Your skull has been split! 
                        Skullsplitter comes in a 
                          4-pack here in the States, and that can be problematic 
                          if splitting skulls with a friend. A six would be more 
                          satisfying. That small criticism aside, it must be said 
                          that this beer surly meets the noble standards of the 
                          Viking Earl it is named for, and greatly exceeds the 
                          far lesser standards of this reviewer. 
                        
Beer Tasting Scorecard 
                              Skullsplitter | 
 
| Attribute | 
Score 
(0-5) | 
 
| Head | 
                            4 | 
 
| Color | 
                            5 | 
 
| Taste | 
                            5 | 
 
| Flavor | 
                            5 | 
 
| Effect | 
                            4 | 
 
| Overall Score | 
                            4.6 | 
 
 
                        Thanks to Legends 
                          Limited for providing some great information on Orkney 
                          Brewing on their website which can be found at http://www.legendslimited.com/ 
                         
                        For more information 
                          on Skullsplitter, visit their website at www.orkneybrewery.co.uk 
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